I have to share the story with you because it is so funny!!!
We have a semi-restaurant in the UN compound called the "Terrace Lounge" which serves sandwiches, pizza and pasta for lunch/dinner. They started having daily specials and today, they had chicken soup. Now, I've had the chicken soup there before when it wasn't on special, and it was Cup-o-Noodles style (out of a packet!) So, just to make sure that the special was 'special', I asked if the soup was fresh. The waiter said yes, it is fresh. Then he thought for a minute and said that it was from the packet. So, I said okay, it's not fresh. His response was yes, it is fresh out of the packet. Fresh Cup-o-Noodles!!!
It reminds me of a similar incident in one of my favorite restaurants in Pristina, Pinocchio. On the menu, they listed fresh orange juice which happens to be one of my all-time favorite drinks. I ordered a fresh orange juice and to my surprise (I really shouldn't have been surprised but you do hope!) the waiter came with bottled orange juice. I looked at him and said, "no, I wanted fresh orange juice." He told me "it was fresh when it was bottled" *AGH!*